01722cam a2200277 4500 513056644 TxAuBib 20110530120000.0 070925s2008||||||||||||||||||||||||eng|u 2007039729 9781416954125 1416954120 9781416596363 pbk. 1416596364 pbk. (OCoLC)173640867 DLC DLC IG# BTCTA BAKER YDXCP OCO BUR TxAuBib Handler, Chelsea. Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. New York : Simon Spotlight Entertainment, 2008. 264 p. ; 22 cm. When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power--vodka. Welcome to Chelsea's world--a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense. In this collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her, only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. --From publisher description. 20110530. Wit and humor. https://catdir.loc.gov/catdir/enhancements/fy0810/2007039729-s.html Sample text https://catdir.loc.gov/catdir/enhancements/fy0810/2007039729-t.html Table of contents only