01256cam a2200229 4500 513053240 TxAuBib 20130311120000.0 051028s2005||||||||||||||||||||||||eng|u 9781400064366 Hardcover $14.95 1400064368 Hardcover $14.95 (OCoLC)62170650 B@L B@L JRZ BAKER SRB TxAuBib Notaro, Laurie. An idiot girl's Christmas : true tales from the top of the naughty list. New York : Villard, 2005. x, 142 p. ; 21 cm. What I really want for Christmas -- Helpful tips on how to throw an unforgettable holiday party and die alone in six easy steps -- Naughty or nice -- O Holy night, or the year I ruined Christmas -- There's a gun somewhere under the Christmas tree -- Have yourseff a Kmart little Christmas -- Mashed potatoes, yams, and a urine sample -- Deck the mall -- Jingle hell -- Where do good trees go when they die? -- Christmas death trap -- The most unfun Christmas party hostess ever -- Happy holidays from the asshole family. 20130311. Notaro, Laurie. Christmas Humor.